We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence

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Unknown

As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Bernard Meltzer

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.

Unknown

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Unknown

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

Warren G. Harding

My friends have made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitations into beautiful privileges, and enabled me to walk serene and happy in the shadow cast by my deprivation.

Helen Keller

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.

Unknown

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

Buddha

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don’t accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept, because you will gain one friend.

Augustine

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.
Helen Keller